Friday, August 26, 2011

Nine Ways to Prevent Losing

Over the years I've steadily developed a vast array of specialized skills, skills I continue to expand upon, even as I close in on those pesky middle ages. I play a mean kazoo. I fart as loud as anyone I've ever met. I sleep-in longer than anyone I know (or have slept with). I can walk long distances in a single bound. I can out-think myself. I can find the laughter in manslaughter. I'm even quite proficient at sticking Pop-Tarts in the toaster, but this, I'll admit, depends entirely on the make and model of toaster.

In spite of all these skills and others like them, one of my most effective capacities is knowing how to PREVENT losing. Needless to say, this a very good skill to possess as a coach. It puts me in high demand and, because of it, I'm now able to charge ridiculous amounts of money to boss people around. We multisport coaches call this supercompensation and it's a weird phenomena, really. Most jobs pay you to be bossed around, whereas mine pays me to do the bossing. Life is good.

Anyway, the whole preventing losing thing is one area in which I'm most confident. You might even say it's my forte. (And I'm okay with you saying that.) But rather than horde all this arcane knowledge for myself I've decided to share nine of my most proven ways to prevent losing. Please, have pencil and paper at the ready. You will be quizzed later, as to which is the best way to prevent losing (and there is one best way). By the end, you should know.

#9) Don't enter. Remember: it's impossible to lose if you don't enter. Plus, this will save you tons of money, what with today's crazy entry fees (there's that supercompensation word again).

#8) Enter, but don't try. After all, trying is the first step to failure.

#7) Try to wreck the race. Think of ways to sabotage the event. Without a race you simply cannot lose!

#6) DNF. A 'Did Not Finish' not only enables you to avoid losing, but it also allows you to avoid that awkward finish-line embarrassment.

#5) De-emphasize the race. Enter to play, but downplay the whole experience. It's only a race, after all. Nobody cares where you finish, so why should you?

#4) Prearrange to have an excuse. If you're male you may already be an expert at this. Good thing too: excuses are always worthwhile and laudable.

#3) Keep others from winning. This is essentially just a corollary of wrecking the race, only instead of wrecking the entire event, you are to focus on the few others you'd like to see lose. You can't lose if no one else wins.

#2) Play the nice guy. Let others beat you to the line; they'll likely appreciate it, leaving you feeling like anything but a loser.

#1) Win.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Seek and Destroy

Lately I've been fortunate enough to act as a consultant of sorts to a few of the bigger name professional triathletes here in Boulder and abroad, including one hombre de las cavernas I pick to prevail in that Big Dance in Kona this October. You see a lot of this sort of behavior among pros, particularly with the faster folks: they seek counsel from multiple sources, only to filter out the crap (i.e., most of what I have to say) and stick with the good stuff (i.e., most of what Dave Scott has to say). They read what they can get their hands on; they talk with other pros; they talk with those who've walked the walk before them; they talk with other coaches; and they learn by way of themselves...the hard way. In a nutshell, they seek (to learn) and destroy (their competition). I do the same as a coach, although I don't really compete against other triathlon coaches.

While this conduct is precisely what I recommend to others (that is, learning from as many sources as you can, then filtering through it all and finding what works best for YOU), it's only a small part of what makes these fast mofos fast. Genes help, as does opportunity, but the truth is that those at the top have simply formed the habit of doing the shit that the losers don't like doing. Indeed, this is the most prevalent commonality I see among the sport's best, many of whom call Boulder home.

Excellence, of course, is predicated on acceptance of the most difficult challenges. If an athlete claims she wants to make her way to the top of the sport (or her age-group), she cannot afford to shy away from the toughest of tasks, be they physical or psychological. If she expects to perform on race day, then she will first need to perform daily, if not hourly. Hourly tasks help to fulfill daily tasks, daily tasks help to fulfill weekly ones, weekly ones help to fulfill monthly ones, monthly ones help to fulfill yearly ones, and yearly ones help carry out ultimate ones. Race day performances don't just happen. They happen every single day and for many, many, many days (read: months, years) in advance. An athlete should understand all this, if he or she desires to reach the top.

Desire, however, isn't always the issue. Plenty want what few have (or have done). But few will do what it takes to have earned it. (Thus, they don't have what it takes to have what they want!) In all sincerity, desire, or a dearth of it, isn't usually the reason an athlete fails to achieve what they've set out to do. It is more common that he or she…
  • Lacks proper direction
  • Sees no use in training well
  • Has little or no incentive to train well
  • Finds training more aversive than gratifying
  • Gets easily distracted from his or her goals
  • Is inattentive to the purpose in/of training
Years ago I would question an athlete's motivation if he or she appeared to lack desire. But the truth was it was usually one of these factors.

While I tend to think that the athlete is in control of his or her sporting destiny, some of these considerations aren't necessarily under the athlete's control. If, for example, an athlete lacks proper direction, it could easily be the coach who's providing poor direction. In triathlon, this is not all that uncommon, especially with the surplus of inexperienced coaches here in the US, those who pay good money to become certified by a governing body that has no real interest in developing athletes so much as developing the sport (ergo, their profit margins).

Now, if an athlete sees no use in training well, or he or she possesses no incentive to train well, well, this too is something the coach must help to instill. If the desired outcome of the entire process isn't worth shooting for, it's likely the process won't leave the athlete fulfilled, and the athlete will train in vain and soon leave the sport. Athletes, by their very nature, are goal-oriented people, and without targets, many of us start to lose interest (particularly after we lose races).

I often espouse, in an overly cliché-ish manner I'll confess, that the destination is the journey. But without a destination, there is no journey (especially if the journey is the destination!). Goals matter. And the athlete needs to see the point in daily ones, in order to fulfill longer term ones. A good coach can help with this, even when the athlete's motivation wanes. A coaching buddy of mine once wrote that he's not a "Rah, Rah!" sort of leader, and that if the athlete can't find the motivation to perform as they wish, perhaps he or she should find something else other than sport.

I don't quite concur.

Athletes are human (some, anyway) and humans are emotional, hormonal creatures. As such, we're prone to fall prey to emotions. We come complete with highs and lows and a plethora of points between. We are each an emotional roller-coaster of sorts, and it's important to accept and embrace the lows, but yet all the meanwhile continue to plow forward through them as you make your way back to the peaks. We train for the peaks, but it's the valleys that help lead us there.

A sport psychologist buddy of mine echoes these sentiments and claims that without the struggle, there can be no real gains. This is a corollary of my belief that "it's not really positivity if it occurs in positive environs."

"Strength does not come from winning," he says. "It's the struggles that develop your strengths. And when you go through hardships without surrendering, that is strength."

And that's exactly what it takes to fulfill your potential (meaningless as though potential is): a never say die attitude. That, and an unquenchable thirst for better understanding.

Of the sport.
Of your competition.
Of the science.
Of "what it takes."
Of yourself.

Seek and you shall destroy, but only if you grasp it first.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Potential Pretense

In one of my last little write-ups/blog thingamajigs I touched on a few different topics, but launched the whole thing with some thoughts about potential, and the nobility in striving to reach our ultimate level of it. Nobility is of course way too strong a word, since true nobility lies outside ourselves (i.e., helping others, helping those who cannot help themselves [like the animals], or perhaps helping our planet [assuming it needs it], etc.) but that's not my primary purpose here, and I'd likely scare away the few readers I have if I were to drone on about anything other than triathlon, particularly important shit. No, my point here is about potential and reaching ours. Now pardon me for a minute, but I'd like to say a few things about potential.

Potential is absolutely meaningless. This, whether yours is (mislabeled) "limitless," or is noticeably lacking. No laboratory in the world (ours or anyone else's) can accurately calculate potential. Sure, we can gather a pretty good idea of what someone’s capacity might be, and we can identify his or her talent (greatness is often recognizable early), but we cannot determine his or her potential, especially his or her "ultimate" potential. Not unlike excellence, ultimate potential is an illusive target, one we can never be certain of. This is of course a good thing, as it leaves us filled with hope. If we knew we had capped out our potential, we'd be a lot less happy, as there'd be little to strive toward, and little to hope for. (Remember: the journey is the destination, but happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.)

Like a dark cloud, potential hangs over the heads of countless numbers of talented athletes. Plenty of people are filled with potential. We all have potential. We are potentially capable of anything. I'm a firm believer that anyone can go sub 9:30 in an Ironman, if they only spent the time to prepare themselves accordingly. But few do. I also believe anyone (possessing enough digits) can learn to play the piano. It might not sound all that good, but I'm sure we could all play the thing if we took the time to learn.

But here's the thing. We don't.

And so it is that potential means squat. Nada, nil, nothing. Zilch, zip, zero. We are what we do or, more precisely, what we have done, not what we hope to do or what we plan to do. That's right: you are what you are (hell, even those wise men Jesus and Popeye both came to this same conclusion years ago), and your potential is only measured by what you have accomplished, not what you wish to achieve. Coulda, woulda, shoulda are little more than excuses and like potential, they too mean nothing. You can lie all you want to those around you---"Man, I could've easily qualified to turn pro had I only finished those last five races"---but when you start to lie to yourself, you'll never find happiness or harmony. As Nike's advertising department coined: "Just do it."

The thing is, few of us actually attempt to "do it."

Why?


Because "doing it" takes dedication and discipline and diligence and enough desire to override and overcome all the hard work necessary. And yet we possess the wherewithal---the audacity---to complain that we have chosen not to do it. "Boy, but if I did make that choice…"

Potential outcome is not governed by physical potential, but by choosing to reach said outcome, then committing to it, then having actually reached it. That is how potential is measured, at the finish line. It is past tense, or it is all pretense.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

You Got Chicked!

Guys: I'm not sure if you've received the memo concerning "getting chicked," but if the phrase "you got chicked!" (or any variant thereof) is something you've uttered or even thought about before, well, perhaps it is high-time you have...

1. Don't be so small-minded and chauvinistic; women are athletes too.
2. Swim enough and you'll be fully accustomed to being chicked.
3. Run against Chrissie or Caitlin or Mirinda or Melissa and trust me, you'll get chicked.
4. Play tennis against the Williams sisters and you'll be chicked, times two.
5. Ski against Lindsey Vonn and you'll end up chicked, if not in the emergency room.
6. Dance against Ellen DeGeneres and you'll be chicked. Then again, is it really being chicked if the chick in question is a lesbian?!
7. Pit yourself against Lynn Hill and climb a big rock, and your world will be rocked.
8. Drum beside Sheila E and you'll be chicked (not to mention booed off the stage).
9. Play a game of chess against Grandmaster Susan Polgar and you'll be chick-mated.
10. Race your piece of shit car against Danica Patrick and your car (as well as your ego) will burst into flames.
11. Break 2:15:25 in the marathon or Paula Radcliffe will have chicked your PR.
12. Go under 8:18 in an Ironman or Chrissie Wellington will have chicked you.
13. Host a talk show and become a billionaire or Oprah Winfrey will have chicked you.
14. Get married (or not) and you'll frequently be chicked.
15. Do anything against Jackie Joyner-Kersee and you'll be chicked. This, even in her "retirement."
16. Try earning a '10' against Nadia Comaneci in her heyday and you'd score useless.
17. Gina Carano would not only chick you; she'd likely kill you.
18. Try to ingest more food than Sonya Thomas and you'll be chicked (and sick).
19. Meet Jeannie Longo for a bike ride and get used to riding alone.
20. Try to outlive Julia Butterfly Hill in a tree-home and you'll be chicked. (It's doubtful your convictions are as strong, as ego doesn't allow for that.)
21. Diana Nyad is more of a man than you or I will ever be, and I mean that in the nicest of ways.
22. Only one thing is more fragile than the weakest of women: the male ego.

I'll leave it at that for now. Keep in mind however that this is but a drop in the bucket of women who can chick you. Merely reciting all these incredible women's names only sanitizes their greatness. Indeed, it proves ourselves unworthy as men, if not pathetic representation of human beings. Guys: we best get over ourselves.